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The Husband Chronicles: #18

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The Husband claims to have embarked on a healthier lifestyle recently. *rolls eyes*
He’s given up on milk, and all milk products, meat, chicken and eggs, until and unless they are country-bred and free range, says he’s weaning himself off coffee, tea and other beverages *eyes rolling away madly * and the list continues to grow every day. *eyes rolling away at a furious pace*
The only delicacy he appears to enjoy feasting on seems to be my brain, which is a fast dwindling reserve thanks to wracking it to think of meals to conjure up with a the pitiful list of foods allowed. *madly rolling eyes fall off face*
Sigh!

I am a Punjabi married to a Telugu. It was an arranged marriage. Yes, really.

And like it usually happens in an arranged marriage scenario, my husband and I started getting to know each other post marriage.

The Husband Chronicles first started as a facebook update on a boring Sunday afternoon and most people on my friends list enjoyed the 1st one, and the ones that followed, so much that they kept asking for more.

After the 5th Chronicle I realized that I enjoyed writing them too and began numbering them. From fb status updates they graduated to becoming blog posts.

The Husband feigns indifference and annoyance at being the protagonist of this series, but just between you and me he gets a big thrill at being written about.

 
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2 Comments on “The Husband Chronicles: #18

  1. damn, that is too much i say… start giving him boiled sprouts, and grains daily and then his resolve will dissolve 😀

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