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The Husband Chronicles: #16

Posted on 28th December 201119th November 2018 by Deliciously Alive
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I am blessed to be one of the rare wives whose husbands actually listen to them when they talk, and enthusiastically respond to their conversation too, no matter what the topic may be, I thought! I was so happy about this that I even presented God with, pure ghee, grainy and yummy besan laddoos in gratitude *manners, people, manners!*

🙁

Turns out The Husband just pretends to listen attentively, at least most of the times.

I’ve had my doubts in recent times, but rested easy as I happily assumed that God, well-fed on my bribe of laddoos would not allow it to happen. How could I forget, God is a man!

After a few doubts had turned into certainties I decided to put my theory to test.

The Husband and I were having a perfectly boring conversation about maids/plumbers/suchlike to which his responses were unnecessarily enthusiastic. In the middle of the completely anal conversation I let slip in a quick line “soiwillbeelopingwithsalmankhanfornewyears” to which The Husband responded with a wow, a smile faker than Shilpa Shetty’s nose and a thumbs up sign!

So now, I have The Husband’s approval to elope with Salman. And God, I want my laddoos back!

 
 

I am a Punjabi married to a Telugu. It was an arranged marriage. Yes, really.

And like it usually happens in an arranged marriage scenario, my husband and I started getting to know each other post marriage.

The Husband Chronicles first started as a facebook update on a boring Sunday afternoon and most people on my friends list enjoyed the 1st one, and the ones that followed, so much that they kept asking for more.

After the 5th Chronicle I realized that I enjoyed writing them too and began numbering them. From fb status updates they graduated to becoming blog posts.

The Husband feigns indifference and annoyance at being the protagonist of this series, but just between you and me he gets a big thrill at being written about.

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3 thoughts on “The Husband Chronicles: #16”

  1. Shalini Shalini says:
    28th December 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Lol, he's caught! Eat the ladoos yourself in the future, I suppose!

    Reply
  2. Prachee Prachee says:
    6th January 2012 at 4:30 am

    Just happened to stop by your blog while blog hopping and I am happy I did…..read a few of your husband chronicles and they are just hilarious! Your writing style is awesome, anybody would be easily
    glued to it…. 🙂

    Reply
  3. Dr.Amrita BASU Dr.Amrita BASU says:
    21st October 2016 at 11:26 pm

    This is a masterpiece and not Salmon .Not you. You are too good for him

    Reply

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