Priyanka Chopra: Honest to God, I started off by wearing a saree, till I realized no one would recognize me if I was fully clothed!
Gul Panag: If I smile a lot, flashing my dimples, maybe no one will notice my bad makeup, terrible hair, mismatched clutch, ill fitting patchwork dress and pregnant-looking bloated tummy. Is that asking for too much?
Mallika Sherawat: I’m sooo hot I need to cool myself down, which is why I now design my own outfits. You like?
Rakhi Sawant: After exposing every possible bit of my body and soul to the world, what more is left to show? Here’s hoping my unique style of wearing different colored shoes to match my outfit might get me noticed again!
Rani Mukherjee: I’m done with being demure and traditionally clad all the time, Salman. How do I look?
Salman Khan: Ewwww! Cover up, Rani! And keep it hidden!
Kareena Kapoor: You’re right, I’ve lost it!